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Digital Masturbation 2

by Baboon Torture Division

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Lyrics written on bathroom wall by unknown author circa 1996. If everybody had a duck The World wouldn't be fucked up. Ducks are the key to everything. Ducks have been here since the beginning. Ducks ducks ducks, uh huh.
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When you're on the shitter And you just had dinner It comes out like a rocket. Like money from your pocket. Feeling really bad and feeling like a slut Cuz you just got fucked by Pizza Hut. Fuck fuck fuck Pizza Hut. Giving them your money you become their bitch. Driving their business and making them rich. Getting sick from eating their food. It gives you the runs it makes you go poo. Going crazy and I feel like I've lost it Cuz my ass becomes a permanent faucet. Fuck fuck fuck Pizza Hut. Lyrics by Johnny Taco.
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The donkey looked into my eyes. The donkey took me by surprise. And though I know it's a crime, I'll take that donkey from behind And we'll have sweet sweet donkey love The donkey's hooves and her mane Have a way of driving me insane Deeper and deeper in love we fall Me and the shiny animal And we'll have sweet sweet donkey love Donkey You come Crashing over me. I am Over- come with ecstasy. Your painful Hooves Keep on trampling me. I love you, Donkey. Why are you killing me?
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Last Wednesday I can picture it so clearly It was midnight We were working overtime I was waiting on a man to deliver the folders You were wearing accessories in your hair I could hear your breathing you were down on the floor To retrieve the items you'd dropped down there I looked at you You looked at me You looked at me and smiled I know exactly what a look like that means It means you're ready to go wild You give me bonus baby When you're not even around I got to take your picture And throw it on the ground I like to freak it on yuh This sort of thing ain't allowed I got tuh give you champagne and show you sexy times You give me bonus baby This ain't fuckin around You know the freak is in ya So lets stir it around I'm like a roller coaster I go up and down I got tuh give you cocaine And show you sexy times Last Friday You know I'm ready for the weekend It's early in the day and there's still so much time. I was prepping a demo for the twelve o'clock meeting You were wearing slacks and your nails were green I dropped the j-peg into my presentation You were getting peanuts from the snack machine. I looked at you You looked at me And I knew it was on Inter Office relationship It's on the downlow. You give me bonus baby Sometimes I see you quiver It's time to get down to ya And help with your computer You let me push the buttons You're giving me erections I get the BIOS loaded And show you sexy times I'm like a escellator I go up and down No one suspects a thing uh Because you're server's down I bet you pulled the cable You tell me it's possable I'm undernieth the table You show me sexy times You and me Sexy Times Gotta keep it on the downlow sexy time yeah. You do it so descretely. So no one else knows.
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Baboon Torture Division pays tribute to the golden age of 8-bit gaming. Using audio to MIDI software, they turn their live instruments into square waves which can be arpegiated, auto-tuned, and otherwise tweaked out. Tracks 1-6 are live recordings of BTD songs played in the style of a 1980's game machine. Track 7 is an original and tracks 8 and 9 are remixes of songs from the glory days of 8-bit music composition.


Thanks to Kids Get Hit By Buses, WidiSoft, Shockk, Syphilis Sauna, MC Firedrill, Fake Jazz Wednesdays, CD Baby.
Covers: Rock n Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis. Hold Me Closer by Elton John. McKids by Andi McGinty. Triceratops Stampeed by Jon Dunn, which he stole from Comic Bakery by Martin Galway.
Recorded at China Creek Studios, Vancouver, B.C. 2009

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released March 14, 2009

Steve Biloba on Guitar and Vocals.
Pocketron XP on Bass.
Reno The Laptop on Drums and Synths.

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Baboon Torture Division Rancho Mirage, California

Since 1998 Baboon Torture Division has been making dirty electronic music and visuals. The live shows include live musicians crazy costumes, and narratives unfolding between songs. Their music is flavored with odd sound effects, junk metal drumming, and classic Casio keyboards. ... more

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