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Ducks (uh huh)
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Lyrics written on bathroom wall by unknown author circa 1996.
If everybody had a duck
The World wouldn't be fucked up.
Ducks are the key to everything.
Ducks have been here since the beginning.
Ducks ducks ducks, uh huh.
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When you're on the shitter
And you just had dinner
It comes out like a rocket.
Like money from your pocket.
Feeling really bad and feeling like a slut
Cuz you just got fucked by Pizza Hut.
Fuck fuck fuck Pizza Hut.
Giving them your money you become their bitch.
Driving their business and making them rich.
Getting sick from eating their food.
It gives you the runs it makes you go poo.
Going crazy and I feel like I've lost it
Cuz my ass becomes a permanent faucet.
Fuck fuck fuck Pizza Hut.
Lyrics by Johnny Taco.
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The donkey looked into my eyes.
The donkey took me by surprise.
And though I know it's a crime,
I'll take that donkey from behind
And we'll have sweet sweet donkey love
The donkey's hooves and her mane
Have a way of driving me insane
Deeper and deeper in love we fall
Me and the shiny animal
And we'll have sweet sweet donkey love
Donkey
You come
Crashing over me.
I am
Over-
come with ecstasy.
Your painful
Hooves
Keep on trampling me.
I love you,
Donkey.
Why are you killing me?
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Last Wednesday
I can picture it so clearly
It was midnight
We were working overtime
I was waiting on a man to deliver the folders
You were wearing accessories in your hair I could hear your breathing you were down on the floor
To retrieve the items you'd dropped down there
I looked at you
You looked at me
You looked at me and smiled
I know exactly what a look like that means
It means you're ready to go wild
You give me bonus baby
When you're not even around
I got to take your picture
And throw it on the ground
I like to freak it on yuh
This sort of thing ain't allowed
I got tuh give you champagne
and show you sexy times
You give me bonus baby
This ain't fuckin around
You know the freak is in ya
So lets stir it around
I'm like a roller coaster
I go up and down
I got tuh give you cocaine
And show you sexy times
Last Friday
You know I'm ready for the weekend
It's early in the day
and there's still so much time.
I was prepping a demo for the twelve o'clock meeting
You were wearing slacks and your nails were green
I dropped the j-peg into my presentation
You were getting peanuts from the snack machine.
I looked at you
You looked at me
And I knew it was on
Inter Office relationship
It's on the downlow.
You give me bonus baby
Sometimes I see you quiver
It's time to get down to ya
And help with your computer
You let me push the buttons
You're giving me erections
I get the BIOS loaded
And show you sexy times
I'm like a escellator
I go up and down
No one suspects a thing uh
Because you're server's down
I bet you pulled the cable
You tell me it's possable
I'm undernieth the table
You show me sexy times
You and me Sexy Times
Gotta keep it on the downlow
sexy time yeah.
You do it so descretely.
So no one else knows.
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100% Victory Complete
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McKids (Party Mix)
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Triceratops Stampede
07:10
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Baboon Torture Division Rancho Mirage, California
Since 1998 Baboon Torture Division has been making dirty electronic music and visuals. The live shows include live musicians crazy costumes, and narratives unfolding between songs. Their music is flavored with odd sound effects, junk metal drumming, and classic Casio keyboards. ... more
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