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Self Checkout drives me Berzerk
Ya'know these buttons don't work
It says to wait for a clerk
Next time on I'm standing in line.

The menus' just some TV's
There ain't enough time to see
It fades to ads for the cheese
before I make up my mind.

I think it's giving me rabies
I think I'm gonna to punch babies
Why won't you fry it in lard
Like you did in the eighties

My club card won't go in
I had to get a new PIN
My head is filled to the brim
24 foururraaah.. hour .lockout

The world keeps spinning faster
I want to throw up
Someone shut the merry-go-round off
I'm gonna blow chunks
The things that I could cling to
Are far too few
This ride is out of control
And I'm gonna spew. Blaagh.

They had to Shut down the Hooters
Everyone just stares at computers
Sidewalk's blocked by these scooters
Am I the only one who cares?

Sold me a flatscreen display
And now my Movies won't play
please upGrade to 4k
it's a giant fucking scam.

it says Spyware detected
What is this cookie rejected
I used to be well respected
Now I'm missing conference call.

With each upgrade its worse
Progress just seems like a curse
Its like an Uno reverse.
Now its subscription based.

The world keeps spinning fater
I want to throw up
Someone shut the merry-go-round off
I'm gonna blow chunks
The things that I could cling to
Are far too few
This ride is out of control
And I'm gonna spew. Blaagh.

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from Electric Ukulele Land, released December 24, 2023

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Baboon Torture Division Rancho Mirage, California

Since 1998 Baboon Torture Division has been making dirty electronic music and visuals. The live shows include live musicians crazy costumes, and narratives unfolding between songs. Their music is flavored with odd sound effects, junk metal drumming, and classic Casio keyboards. ... more

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